Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Pee Wee's "Play" house

I just watched an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse. It had Jimmy Smits in it as the Conky repair man. Here's the dialog between him and Ms. Yvonne.

Smits: "I'm just looking for my tool"
Yvonne: "Oh, is that a wrench in your pocket?"
Smits: "huh....oh yeah"

Seriously! And it gets better

Smits" "Well Pee Wee the next time something breaks you need to call a certified repairman. They always have the right tool for the job (looks at Ms. Yvonne) and they know how to use it."
Yvonne: "Well, why don't you swing by my house, i'm sure i got something that needs fixing. If not then we can just break it"
They walk out...HOLDING HANDS!!!

Is this a kids show!! What the hell is going on here. They're gonna fuck. I wonder if children understood that.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Ravi Shankar....

I wonder if he ever used the pick-up line "Get out of my dreams, and into my sitar"

Wednesday, September 13, 2006


This is seriously a movie that had David Caruso in it. It's not a coedy and YES that guy does habe an ice cream head. His name in the film is Mr. Softy. Read up on it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320555/

This is the plot...classic.

Plot Outline: A city dwelling man with a giant ice cream cone for a head tries to commit suicide by melting in a warm bath.

Seriously this is the most creative plot ever. Better than anything ever written. Better than Citizen Kane at least.