Friday, November 25, 2005


First of all, RIP to Pat Morita, he croaked. He was in the Karate Kid and he was also in the movie...get it? Anyway, my favorite scene in the Karate Kid is when Daniel wax-off....GET IT?!?!?1 I'm so funny. Anyway, Novemeber 18th marked the one year anniversary of Mugato's Blog. What a great run it's been, good times ... good times. Here's the origin of Mugato's case you cared.

One day while bored in work I decieded to do a search for Rachel Ray pics. For some reason it brought me to (now ... probebly because he did a raving review of the shows on Food Network which had me rolling in laughter. I must give credit where credit is due, I woulda never had made a blog if I never stumbled across Donalds site ... it touched me, in ways i've never been touched before. Except maybe be Father Paul at St. Joseph's Church in Sommerville Massachusetts. I laughed, I cried, I laughed again...then I masturbated...then I realized I was in work...then I realized I accidently stumled across the NAMBLA website...then I sadly masturbated again. 525,600 minutes!!! What was I talking about?? Oh yeah, Pat favorite Italian actor. Anyway, I read that whole blog that day and I still do, it's funny stuff. I said to myself, Damn I need to get in on this action. All that fame of a blog was within my grasp. And I grabed it, like Gary Glitter grabs a prepubescant Asian girls ass. So I made the blog. Why Mugato??? I love that character. Thats why. There where 2 times that I laughed my ass off at Classic Star Trek, one was when Abe Lioncoln flew up to the Enterprise and the other was the appearance of that monkey suit known as The Mugato. So, that's it. I'll credit Don for inspiring me to make a blog, especially since he accused me of stealing his song parody idea.... and I don't want to get sued. Especially by a .... Minnesotian.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

McCoy's Song

This song parody is long overdue. You know Annie's Song by John Denver.....aka "You fill up my senses, Like a night in the forest". Ok, well - this is called Lenny's song (Leonard "Bones" McCoy played by DeForrest Kelly). Got it straight? Good.

McCoy's Song

You fill up my senses
Like a night in DeForrest
Like a mountain on Vulcan
Like a walk on the Bridge
Like a storm on Zatar
Like a sleepy blue Andorian
You filled up my anus
Come fill me again

-The End-

Thursday, November 17, 2005

The Replace Game returns!!

Here's the return of the REPLACE game. To refresh, all you do is this: Pick n TV show, find an episode guide, copy it into Notepad/Wordpad/Word (whatever), do "Replace" and change all the main characters names to something else.....then read. Such as this:

I took the Wonder Years season 1 episodes and changed the characters as such:

Kevin = Steven Hawking
Paul = OJ
Wayne = Chris Burke AKA Corky
Winnie = Josh Koenig AKA Boner from Growing Pains

# "Pilot"
Steven Hawking and OJ attend Robert F Kennedy Junior High for the first time. Boner's brother is killed in Vietnam. Steven Hawking and Boner kiss for the first time. (I think i'd pay to see this.)

# "Summer Song"
Steven Hawking enters unchartered waters when he meets an older girl during his summer vacation. (Uncharted ... like a blackhole???)

# "Math Class"
Steven Hawking has trouble in math class when he comes up against a teacher who Steven Hawking thinks is completely unreasonable. (He's such a know-it-all)

# "Corky on Wheels"
Steven Hawking wants to get to the mall to see a girl he can't stop thinking about, but the only way he can is by begging his brother Corky to drive. (He probebly drives better than me)

# "Mom Wars"
Steven Hawking thinks his mother is being over-protective when she tries to stop him from playing tackle football after school. (Emmy worthy)

# "On the Spot"
Steven Hawking, OJ and Boner become involved in a production of "Our Town." Trouble begins when Boner gets stage fright. Steven Hawking thinks he's set because all he has to do is operate the spotlight. (Who wouldn't watch this??)

# "Odd Man Out"
When Steven Hawking and OJ get on each other's nerves, they try to become best friends with two other boys. (Don't OJ too mad)

# "The Pimple"
Steven Hawking is looking forward to the visit of an old family friend,until he discovers his first pimple. (I think a pinple is the LEAST of his worries)

Thursday, November 03, 2005

This sux

My remake of Gone with the Wind (actually just the beginning lines)....starring:
Keanu Reaves as Brent
Jackie Chan as Stuart
Mr.T as Scarlett

Brent Tarleton
: Woah!Like, what do we care if we we're expelled from San Dimas, Scarlett? The war is gonna be most excellent.....duh.
Stuart Tarleton: Oh, risn't it rexciting, Scrarlett? Rou krnow those frool Ranks may actuarry *want* a wrar?
Brent Tarleton: Woah!
Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war; Jibba Jabba Jibba Jabba this war talk's spoiling all the fun FOOL.. I get so bored I could scream sucka. Besides... there isn't going to be any war suckafool.
Brent Tarleton: Woah?
Stuart Tarleton: Wrhy, hroney, of crourse there's gronna be a wrar.
Scarlett: If either of you boys says "war" just once again, I'll break every bone in your feeble little body, got that sucka? I pitty the fool that says war.
Brent Tarleton: Whoah!
Stuart Tarleton: I'm a gook.

That was stupid and offensive...i apologize. I'm an alien I don't know any better.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005