Wednesday, October 25, 2006


I was looking up info on Flatworms. Fine I'll explain. Someone said that if one flatworm eats another then it absorbes the memories of the consumed worm. That sounded too cool for school, so i looked it up ... it's not really true. But in my efforts I did come across (Capt. Naps face ... OH!) this info. This a direct quote and it's possibly the funniest thing ever....i think Wikipedia has been had again.

" When two flatworms mate, they exchange sperm so both become fertilized. Some flatworms, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus engage in penis fencing, in which two individuals fight, trying to pierce the skin of the other with their penises. The first to succeed inseminates the other, which must then carry and nourish the eggs.[1]"

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Grossest thing ever...

I just got a muffin from the bakery at Stop & Shop. And there was a friggin fingernail clipping in it. I know this because I was chewing it. It must have been a thumbnail because it was rather heafty. So gross. Sad thing is, I finished the muffin.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Black Metal

We all know that Black Metal is the funniest music ever. I'm not talking about Living Color (obvious joke). Look at these links to see just how awesome Black Metal is. It's quick and painless, I urge you to just look.

Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time Pt. 1

Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time Pt. 2