Tuesday, December 20, 2005

I'm outta shit to write...

In math, when you put a number to the second power its called squared. Wouldn't squared be to the fourth power? Because a square has FOUR sides. Also wouldn't squared and cubed be the same thing? Because a cube is a square. Maybe i'm just an idiot.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005


5 Things about Pearl Harbor

1. It was the really the Jews fault, why?

Japanese commander Mitsuo Fuchida, who led 184 bombers and fighters over Oahu, sent the message "Tora! Tora! Tora!". (See, the Tora!!!!)

2. Along with a conspiracy from the Blacks, why?

The cruiser USS Detroit (survived) was docked alongside the USS Raleigh ( which sank) and the USS Utah (which capsized during the attack). (See, DETROIT?!?!?!)

3. The dead from the attack numbered 2,390 Americans, including 1,177 on the battleship Arizona. Raising Arizona starred Nicolas Cage who was in The Rock with Ed Harris who was in Apollo 13 with KEVIN BACON! So you....i just linked Kevin Bacon to the Pearl Harbor Attacks!!!

On Aug. 4, 1963, Japanese Commander Fuchida visited the Detroit area and told members of the Woodlawn Church of God in Royal Oak, "Today, I do only the things that glorify the Lord."

Even God is involved!!! And whats with Detroit!!!

5. Avoiding hits from Japanese planes, the USS Detroit headed into the Pacific in search of the enemy. ---In other words they pussied out and took off.....DETROIT!!!!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

King Mongkut

I Touch Myself (thinking of Yul Brynner)

I love Mongkut
I want Yul to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want Yul above me
I search Siam
I want Yul to find me
I forget myself
I want Yul to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about Yul
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no