5 Things about Pearl Harbor
1. It was the really the Jews fault, why?
Japanese commander Mitsuo Fuchida, who led 184 bombers and fighters over Oahu, sent the message "Tora! Tora! Tora!". (See, the Tora!!!!)
2. Along with a conspiracy from the Blacks, why?
The cruiser USS Detroit (survived) was docked alongside the USS Raleigh ( which sank) and the USS Utah (which capsized during the attack). (See, DETROIT?!?!?!)
3. The dead from the attack numbered 2,390 Americans, including 1,177 on the battleship Arizona. Raising Arizona starred Nicolas Cage who was in The Rock with Ed Harris who was in Apollo 13 with KEVIN BACON! So you....i just linked Kevin Bacon to the Pearl Harbor Attacks!!!
4. On Aug. 4, 1963, Japanese Commander Fuchida visited the Detroit area and told members of the Woodlawn Church of God in Royal Oak, "Today, I do only the things that glorify the Lord."
Even God is involved!!! And whats with Detroit!!!
5. Avoiding hits from Japanese planes, the USS Detroit headed into the Pacific in search of the enemy. ---In other words they pussied out and took off.....DETROIT!!!!
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its torah not tora you antisemite bastard.
i made that same exact pearl harbor joke today at work at the post office...um...i mean star fleet.
We share a brain or something. How the hell could we both come up with the same stupid joke?!?! I know it's Torah...it didn't fit into the written version of the joke!!! Your Captain of the Postal ship for Starfleet.
What does Tora Tora Tora mean anyway? Is that what Santa Claus says in Japan instead of ho ho ho? What's the deal with naming a movie something like "Tora Tora Tora" and just expecting everybody to know what it means? Or is it just me?
Evidently Tora means Tiger. I still don't get it...Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. I actually always thought it was some 50's way of saying "Hurrah!"...i guess i was wrong.
In the Jap Version of Die Hard Bruce "lee" Willis says "tora tora motherfucker"
the japs got it from that irish Lullaby
Tora! tora! tora! tora-loo-ra li
tora tora tora thats an irish Lullaby!
(right??? thats a popular song right??? people know what I am talking about right???)
Thats a good tune.
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