Friday, July 28, 2006

Amok Time

People laugh at the acting in Star Trek TOS, even I have been guilty of this. It's not that it sucks, it's that it's so over acted and the sets are just so bad. And also Shatner thinks he's doing Hamlet half the time. But i'll tell ya, I was watching the episode "Amok Time" (aka Horny Spock) and man, the acting is amazing. Not good, AMAZING! The lady that plays T'Pau was excellent, a quick look up on IMDB for Celia Lovsky and you find she was basically a guest actress, in a ton of shows. But she gets an A++, she was born in 1897....what an old bitch. Also Nimoy was fantastic as well. I have a new appreciation for the show. I've watched a few more epsiodes since and I noticed how good the acting actually was....especially from the guest spots, great casting by the creators. Also the dude that stole Spocks wife in Amok Time is so hideous.

I suggest you watch "Who Mourns For Adonis?" and count how many times Scotty gets blasted by lightning while trying to save some broad, what a man won't do for sweet tang.

Monday, July 24, 2006

I'm back again !!

I have returned from my severe depression....lets rock !!! YEAH !!! Whatever. Anyway, I heard Richard Hatch is going to jail ... do you know how many jokes lie in this situation? Tons and I ain't touching any of them. But i'll say this...

The worst part about 9-11 was the fact that those terrorists ruined a perfectly good Public Enemy song. The saddest part was that it was one of Flava Flav's only solo songs. I mean seriously, the song "911 is a Joke" could never be played again. I fucking hate terrorism.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Friday Knight

I had a good idea last night. I was gonna do a parody of that song "Oh What A Night" ... i got this far.

"Oh Michael Knight, late September back in '83."

Then I realized it was Friday night and I was writing a stupid song parody about Knight Rider.

Then I got real depressed.

So thats that.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Kean Doontz

I recently got a Dean Koontz book and I noticed onr thing, he's a pretty vain bastard. You know how at the beginning of books there's 1-2 pages of good review quotes, like "It was terrific" Max Wright, Gay Crackhead Times. Now seriously this Dean Koontz book has 5 PAGES - Both sides, full of positive reveiw crap. Thats not the half of it.... Lets recap:

1. 5 pages of reveiws
2. One reveiw is "Terrific" ... thats it.
3. The Book is named "Dean Koontz': FRANKENSTEIN" ... he re-wrote Frankenstein??
4. It's actually a duel-author book with Kevin Anderson (of Star Wars novel fame, and is a really good author), yet in all 5 pages of positive praise it does't mention Kevin Anderson once.
5. He so obviously rips off Steven King.
6. I noticed while reading F. Paul Wilson books that Dean always writes a good comment in the beginning of the book. Then I noticed that around this time Koontz books oddly changed into a similar style as Wilson.

Koontz is such a phoney and a prick, yet I still read all of his books.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Hot Dog Girl

See this girl?

She's cute right?

I'd bang her.

Just for the hell of it.

Your about to see the hottest pics of her. Be prepared.

I'd jerk off to all of these.

Especially This One.

Oh my.

Sonya Thomas is a Goddess