so enough with the talkin' lets get rockin'!!!
WORKING STIFFS : this was a sitcom staring micheal keaton and Jim from the world according to jim. It came out in the same year i was born 1979. coincidence????? It lasted 3 episodes, it wasn't that bad actually. It had some good slapstick which you usually dont get to see on sitcoms (3s company being the main exception). Working stiffs would be a good name for a porno or a zombie film or a zombie porno
Night Shift : Keatons break out performance! he gives an tony award winning turn as a pimp or a "love broker". This film shows that being a hooker isn't all that bad. This was also ron howards big break as a director. I can't believe this film was actually a hit. I liked it though. The Fonz really isnt a very good actor.
Mr. MOM This film was pretty good but i havent seen it in a million years so it could actuall sucks. Keaton plays a guy who becomes a home maker and is married to terri garr. Terri Garr used to be a pretty decent looking broad. Remeber when he said "nice Knockers" but he was refering to the door knocker? hahaha oh wait that was young frankenstein. I dont remeber anything funny from this film.
Johnny Dangerously this film is pretty much a rip off of AIRPLANE! though it takes place (vaguely) in the roaring 30s. Micheal keaton plays the titular hero johnny who is some kind of mob boss or something. This movie has some pretty decent jokes in it actually.
Gung Ho this film is about the popular GI JOE character Gung Ho who works at a car factory that gets taken over by the Japs. It proves the people from Japan aren't all bad even if that Battan Death March was pretty rude. FUN FACT: this movie was turned into a sitcom, that was pretty bad. Yet I still remember it in excrusiating detail. I give this film 9 thumbs up.
DREAM TEAM , in this film micheal keaton plays a mental patient. Um, its pretty funny. What Night shift was to hookers this film is too demented people. Who would have thought that being insane could be so funny./??? well not me. My rating 24 stars.
BATMAN, The best film ever made by humans a trillion stars out of 3
Batman 2 umm not really that great, but still better than batman 3 or 4. though not as good as batman begins.
Multiplicty <> Everyones dream come true! What if we could clone MIcheal Keaton!!!!! anyway keaton gives a pretty good comedic perfomance in this film. an underated Keaton Klassic.
Jackie Brown: I guess he was in this film, did anyone even see it??? I actually liked the film though I dont remember keaton being in it.
Jack Frost.......um pass
White Noise. Me and Mugatto skipped work to see this film. It was pretty okay. not that great but it taught me to laugh at love.....again.
Herbie Fully loaded. Whatever, Lindsay Lohan used to be hot before she lost all her weight, now she doesnt have any boobs. Micheal Keaton steals every scene in this film
anyway thats my review of keatons films. I guess there are other films but i never seen them. Keaton is a great actor and always seems coked up.
www.ImageShack.us"Also everyone should watch Arrested Development on Fox mondays at 8. nothing to do with micheal Keaton just thought i share.
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So this is the best post ever. But you missed a few:
Desperate Measures:
You know... that movie where Andy Garcia's son needs a bone marrow transplant and a ruthless, evil serial killer is the only person on the planet who's compatible. Um... ok. Not a good film, but worth watching for Keaton and Garcia. The scene where Keaton is working out in his sell is the coolest (and gayest) scene ever. Rent it.
Out of Sight:
This is notable because the character he plays is the same character he plays in Jackie Brown. It's fun! But unlike Jackie Brown, this movie didn't suck. Rent it.
First Daughter:
This is the one where Katie Holmes plays the president's dauther, not Mandy Moore. And the one where Michael Keaton plays the president, not Mark Harmon. But they both suck! I mean... Mark Harmon as president?! WTF?
The Paper:
I actually saw this one in the theatre. It was about... a paper or something. Ron Howard and Keaton together again! Not a bad film. Keaton brought the funny. Rent it.
Pacific Heights:
Keaton's first forray as a bad guy... I think. And he does pretty well in the role. Too bad the movie is unwatchable.
Clean and Sober:
Go fuck yourself. They should call this movie clean and boner, because I got a boner while watching the porno movie I watched instead of this one.
Beetle Juice:
This is one of those movies that everybody loves even though it isn't very good. Like every Tim Burton movie.
FUDGE!!! I forgot a bunch of these movies!! I actually had it all these films when I was planning this post (i was sitting in my car not paying attention)
Beetlejuice: is it a comedy??? its not very funny. Is it suppose to be scary??? I guess it coule be. I will watch this film every time its on, yet its not very good. Beetlejuice is barely in the film. Tim Burton can make a film thats good to look at be he cant write a story to go along with it. Which I believe Tim admits this himself. so i guess its okay (?!??!)
The Paper: I remember this film being good but i dont remember keaton even being in it!?! wasnt the broad from my cousin vinny in it??? She was hot!! (she played a very pregnate woman)
even pregnate i would still would bone her.
despeate measures: Micheal Keaton has to be 50 years old when this this film comes out and he is in pretty good shape. THat work out scene is kinda gay though.
The Pacfic Heights: I liked this film when i last saw it (when i was 15 i would figure). Keaton can really play a creep really well.
Clean and sober, never seen it!
And I liked Jackie brown!!!
That was awesome. How could you forget Beetleguice though? I think i'd actually have sex with Michael Keaton.....the dad on Family Ties aka Michael Gross !!!! My dad has Clean & Sober on VHS....why?? We have to write a duel review on the comicon this weekend.
I know I can't believe I forgot Beetlejuice. but to be fair to myself I actually had all the reviews written in my head but just rushed through the actual writing segement.
Pacific Heights is my mother's favorite Micheal Keaton film. Also she just told me his real name is actually Micheal Douglas (but had to change it cuz micheal keaton already exists)
You're so Gross that you're micheal gross.
You're so Fine your Larry Fine.
"Pacific Heights: Keaton's first forray as a bad guy... I think."
Well, I'd probably argue that Betelegeuse was his first foray as a bad guy, but the Betelgeuse character was so loveable, and then they turned him into the good guy protagonists of a cartoon series, so I'm willing to give you this one. Pacific Heights is a great movie to see at least once, but that's about it. Still, Keaton will scare the shit out of you.
Oh yeah--and this is Michael Keaton posting this comment.
...
I wish.
I wish you were micheal keaton also.
really I do.
REALLY!!!!!
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