Here's the original series by Mugato and Capt. Naps . What If? Kraven teamed up with Man Thing.
Episode 1:
Man Thing - This is pretty cool huh? Me and you buddy, together.
Kraven (holding his nose) - Oh...Oh God...you smell disgusting.
Man Thing - Sorry dude. I tried to throw on some CK One.
Kraven - Don't you know that you can't hide a smell with another smell.
Man Thing - Isn't that what deoderant does?
Kraven - True ... I hate those roll-ons, they make me all soggy.
Man Thing - You think you know soggy? I'm a friggin human swamp..
Kraven - Speaking of which, aren't you basically Swamp Thing?
Man Thing - um.....so Hey did you see "The Biggest Loser" last night?
Kraven - Yeah his name was Spider-Man ... haahahahahahaha ... SHAZAM!!!
Man Thing - Shazam? Where the hell did that come from?
Kraven - From Joe.
Man Thing - Joe who?
Kraven - Joe Mama!!
Man Thing - Ha ha .. got me again.
Kraven - OK so anyway back to business, since i'm the tough bad guy...i get to headline.
Meaning MY name always goes first.
Man Thing - Thats fine.
Kraven - There's a victims now!
Man Thing - It's Puck from Alpha Flight. Let's roll.
Kraven - Hey you midget, be prepared to be destroyed by the most fearsome duo of all time.
Coware in fear! For we are Kraven-Man Thing.
Puck - You're craving man thing? Thats gross.
Kraven - Oh God...that sounds really gay.
Man Thing - See, my name should go first.
Kraven - I mean, we are Man Thing-Kraven!
Puck - Eeew ... you're man thing craving?
Kraven - Damn it Man Thing, why does your name have to be so falical!
Man Thing - I never really noticed.
Kraven - Um...hmm...listen Puck...we're gonna go and fixed this little name thing.
We'll catch up with you another time and destroy you. Ok?
Puck - Thats cool, see ya guys later.
Man Thing - Peace out.
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Kraven ManThing.
classic
I want that tee shirt.
oh wait no i dont
Oh man. I feel dirty for laughing at this. I don't feel dirty because it's so stupid, but because I'm looking at porn in a different window and I just busted my nut.
But on that subject... have you ever masturbated with the radio or a CD going in the background? And then the next time you hear whatever song was playing when you orgasmed, you feel all weird and guilty? Does that ever happen to anybody else?
Thanks for having these comments, bro. I feel a lot better having a place to vent.
Hmm. Good question. In fact I really had to think about this, which is depresing. But I did recently masturbate with the radio on and I think Soul Man was playing because I'm sure i started laughing. But more about that weird guilty feling, I always got that when I stayed home from school and masturbated, it always kinda depressed me or something. I'd be watching like "You Can't Do That On Television" or The Elctric Company on PBS and bust one out.
I was listening to Sean Hannity on my walkman last time i masturbated. It was in the bathroom at McDonalds, which is pretty pathetic because it took up all my lunch break and i didnt have time to wash my hands before i had to go back flipping burgers.
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