Friday, October 14, 2005
Mugato's News Flash
This age of histeria is really getting annoying. There hasn't been a good Hysteria since Def Lepards in the 80's. I mean Hurricanes, Floods, Earthquakes, The Bird Flu ... it's all the wrath of God right? Thats what everyone thinks right? Here's a news flash: You know what causes hurricanes? Wind. Fucked up wacky, cooky wind. You know what causes Floods? Water, lots of water, it overflows, sometimes rain will make this so. You Know what causes earthquakes? The mother fuckin' techtonic plates biatch, or if a fat person falls down. You know what causes the Bird Flu? Well...i really don't know, but I assume it has to do with an Asian fornicating with a bird.
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Before anyone says anything....i know i spelt hysteria/histeria two different ways. I have no clue which is right. Also did i just spell SPELT right?
You know what causes hurricanes? JEWS!!!
and since when do you have internet access at work????
We just put Firefox on CD and run it from that. But we have to be slick about it, so i can't be on that long. So I wasted my time writing this post.
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