Full House of Pain

I was looking at Full House episode discriptions and this one made me laugh my ass off.
" Joey starts seeing things when he gets bonked on the head with a coconut."
Thats classic! How hard was it write this show ... honestly.

Here's some of the other episodes. Now imagine the writers pitching these ideas in-front of excecutives. These are actual episodes.

Writer: Ok ready, "Jesse lets DJ and Stephanie stay up late with his band. They even have pizza delivered at night! Then Danny comes home. "

Exec: Hmm wow, that's fucking exciting. Pizza? At night? Wow, that's unheard of! Next.

Writer: How about, "Granny returns to find the house a mess and her granddaughter is a turtle. See what happens when Claire refuses to clean up after the boys."

Exec: A turtle? Are you high?

Writer: Check this, "Father/Daughter day turns out so great for the Tanner's until it has to end. And Joey in leather? ."

Exec: ".........."

Writer: "Find out why Jesse is about to mash Joey's potato. Why the cable goes out just when your about to watch something and how jealousy is the Green Eyed Monster".

Exec: "Your a sick fuck, man....seriously"

Writer: I got more, "Stephanie accidentally cuts part of Jesse's hair off and when he's on his motorcycle, his hair distracts him and he wrecks."

Exec: "HAHAHAHAHAHA ...... fuck you."

Writer: "Joey goes on star search"

Exec: "Is Joey gay or a child molester? He's a creepy 35 year old man that lives in a basement, he almost never has a broad over. He spends all of his time hanging out with little girls. Also, Danny seems really gay, he's obsessed with cleaning and shit. Furthermore, Uncle Jesse is obsessed with his hair and looks ... that's kinda gay."

Writer: "The show isn't gay!"

Exec: "The only thing good about the show is Kimmy. That skinny bitch in spandex always gives me a huge rod"

I believe the music to this is "Hammer Smashed Face" by one of my favorite bands, Canibal Corpse.