Just realized this....

I like to watch Thespian porn. The Merry Wives of Windsor going down on each others Periclits while Two Gentleman of Verona wack off behind a bush....man I'm gonna blow my Midsummer Nights Cream!!! I prefer lipstick Thespians. But I'm not bias, I'll check out any Thespian as long as they have huge Titus Andronicus. I like when Thespians use dildos on each others Coriolanus. Man, I need to Tame my Shrew.

Did you know?

That Fatty Arbuckle had a carbuncle.

Wanna smoke some seaweed?

I was fisting...er fishing and I caught a delicious piece of seaweed. Gooks eat seaweed. I had dried seaweed before, it tastes like shit...and i've eaten shit - it tastes like seaweed. I bet people that live in middle america don't even know about seaweed...unless there's lakeweed or pondweed. Is there?? Whatever. Here's what seaweed looks like.

Greatest image ever...

I was recently informed by a co-worker that while on his way to work he saw a black man rollerskating and eating a watermelon. Now i can't stop picturing this in my mind, it makes me smile every fucking time. This is the greatest image ever to grace my brain.....yeah thats right I said grace my brain. Lets break this down.

First you got the black man part, it's mildly entertaining i guess. I actually pictured a skinny homeless black guy wearing Flashdance-esqe clothing on (leotard and leg warmers). With huge 1970's headphones.

Secondly you got the rollerskating part...not rollerblading but actually ROLLERSKATING. I can just see him doing that crazy rolling backwards move or the bend down, stick out one leg and roll on one skate thing.

Lastly you got the eating watermelon thing. I really have nothing to say about that. But you picture that all together and it's just to good to be true.

Finally I just want to add that the greatest display of homeless shame that i've witnessed came one day when me and Captain Naps where on our way through Boston Common going to Fenway Park (um...on an alternate Earth somewhere in Space). We saw a black, drunk and very high homeless guy begging for change while wearing a full Cat in the Hat costume ... and this was a damn good costume too, not that cheap vinyl crap, this bad boy had like real fur. Very funny stuff.