Wanna smoke some seaweed?

I was fisting...er fishing and I caught a delicious piece of seaweed. Gooks eat seaweed. I had dried seaweed before, it tastes like shit...and i've eaten shit - it tastes like seaweed. I bet people that live in middle america don't even know about seaweed...unless there's lakeweed or pondweed. Is there?? Whatever. Here's what seaweed looks like.