I hate Book Stores. Their I said it! I go there looking for a book yet they never have it so I ask the guy at the desk if they have it and they will either A) go over to the shelf and look at the same exact spot I was looking at, wow thanks because I don't know the fucking alphabet and I couldnt find the author or B) they will order the book for me. They really seem to want to order the book for me but really I wish they wouldn't. Now instead of just getting the book on amazon.com I have to wait 3 weeks for Borders to email me and tell me the book i wanted just came in and now I have to go drive all the way to the store and pick it up. I guess I could just tell them not to bother in ordering the book but I feel bad for them. they seem really needy.
Also I hate Employee Selections. Wow some college nerd likes some queer book. Jeez that book really turned your crappy life around. What where you doing before?? Also every story has someone who always selects a comicbook(or a graphic novel). what a nerd.
And Lastly I hate when I am looking for a book on a shelf and there is someone in front of it. And Instead of moving out the way they move in closer to the shelf. Hey asshole I wasn't trying to get by! I was looking for a book. So either I have to A) slide up real close to the guy and try to look infront of it even though he is really close to the shelf and i really love having to get on my knees to find something on the bottom shelf because thats not gay...right?? or B) what I usually do, I pretend that i was going to walk around the guy and go look at something else and wait for him to leave so i can go get my book.
In conclusion I always thought Natasha Lyonne was kinda cute. She was the girl in American Pie but I prefer her in Slums of Beverly hills. I guess she became a coke head and was homeless for awhile and ended up in a Coma. I figure now I really have a chance with her. I bet I am starting to look pretty good...hmmmm??? I still wouldn't have anything to say to her though. So a coma huh??? hows that going for you?
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inquisitive???
Motherfucking inquisitive?? do you even know what the word means??
That guy doesn't even have a real blog... and it's better than yours. Ha ha ha!!!!
To quote Nancy Kerrigan "Whyyyy meeee?"
oh girl I Wanna make you mine
I wanna take you from behind.
As a librarian, I feel compelled to point out, without exaggeration, that at least 90% of the time when somebody tells you that something is not on the shelf, it is exactly where it is supposed to be. Just so you know. You're within the less than 10% of society that isn't retarded.
a librarian?? thats hot
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