Thursday, February 09, 2006

Fuck U 2!

I really hate Bono. He's such an annoying prick. He gives to charity but the way he flaunts it makes me sick. His opinions about the homeless, war and race ... are so irritating because he so "in your face". The only reason why he pretends to give a shit, is to get some publicity for his next overrated hit. Bono is so phony and he can't really sing, and i'm pretty sure I heard him say "Fuck Martin Luther King". Those obnoxious aviator-esque sunglasses really look queer, if Bono died in a tragic gay-sex accident - i wouldn't shed a tear. I'm rather sure that he bangs The Edge, he shaved the hedge of The Edge, while The Edge plowed his wedge. I really hate Bono and I hate U-2 too, Bono should fry in an oven like a .... you know. Anyway, Growing Pains was a good show starring Kirk Cameron ... i only mention that because I had to rhyme something with Potato Famine. In conclusion, Bono is an arrogant fake .... anyone remember that band Cake. They where pretty decent right?

6 comments:

Donald said...

I got all the way to the bottom before I realized I was reading a poem. That's not necessarily a compliment.

Mugato said...

I'm better than Langston Hughes..

Anonymous said...

Bono said (when discussing homeless and the poor at the UN, i think) that you can see God in the Eyes of the junkie and God is in the empty refridgerator box and god is with the starving childred (blah blah blah)
honestly though I bet God could do alot better. I mean god is pretty rich he is probably has a pretty nice place.\

also Bono is the Anti-Christ. you heard it hear first, folks!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

does anyone ever click on my name?? i take alot time to find wacky websites to link too. what a waste of my time.
whatever its all porn anyways.

Mugato said...

i didnt realize you had that blog. You never mentioned it.

Donald said...

Boobs!!!!!