I AM NOT A HOMOPHOBE


Mugato here. That hot piece of man
meat over there is my pal Gorn, he runs the karaoke thing here at Mugato Bar. Between you and I, he can't sing a lick to save his life. But his services are cheap, as is his price for karaoke, hahahaha...huh? Anyway, you must be thinking
"Mugato, What's with the homo talk?" ...um that's what your thinking right? Well, me and Gorn got in a bit of an argument. You see I snapped this pic of Gorn singing the other night. I believe the toon was "Lose the Dress, Keep the Shoes" by the DavidLeeRoth Band. I commented that "Isn't it funny that it's cool to be singing into a Mic, but if you sang into a MIKE, then it would be gay". Get it? Like singing into a MIKE...a guy named MIKE....like meaning his penis...and singing meaning ...um...you know. So performing...you know..on a man could be referred to as "Singing into a Mike". Hey I never said our conversation was pretty. In fact it's down right disgusting, not that there's anything wrong with it, it's just gross...but seriously I'm No Homophobe! Really though, look at that pic and tell me Gorn doesn't look like he's gonna give a hummer...hahahaha...sorry G. Anyway, Gorn said I was a homophobe for saying that?? If anything I think that proves that I'm comfortable with it, right? To be able to talk about it and not get freaked out. HE's the homophobe, he got totally freaked by it!! Hmmm...maybe I'm no homophobe, but what if I subconsciously thought of that because I secretly want Gorn to do that to me? Ahh..that's gross...ahhh...stop thinking of that!...bwahh! Damn...um...I'm picturing women...mmm yes that's more like it...that was close. I'm gonna go cry in the shower.


PS: I'm still mad at Gorn so I'm gonna
post these totally gay pics of him...take that bitch!