What a piece of shit. Do to some kind of fuck up with the transporter Picard, Guinan, Ro and Keiko turn into 12 year olds. ....seriously? How would this even happen??
The oddest scene is when a 12 year old Keiko questions Miles about the state of their marriage. He is kind of like, listen ... it's probably over. She seems a little annoyed by this. What the fuck is he supposed to say?!?!
Anyway, this is the worst group of child actors that I have ever seen!! They suck.
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Aw, come on. It was cute.
Imagine the boner O'Brien got when his wife came home as a 12 year old Asian school girl.
"Computer... can you replicate a Sailor Moon Costume?"
I can't remember if we already got to the Western episode where character is Data. Which episode is more dumb?
Is it statutory rape if your wife is turned into a minor? What is more important to the law: The age of the brain or the age of the kootch?
Also... and I realize it's mostly me who is to blame... but has there been a single episode review on this blog where the comments haven't turned into a conversation about rape or sodomy?
well asians already have 12 year old kootchs so therefore a 12 year old asian has a kootch of a 3 year old.
also what if you did a holodeck simulation of a 12 year old asian?? is that statutory?? its not a real person
also do all humanoid aliens mature at the same rate? maybe a 12 year old betazoid is like a 25 year old earthling???
Come on people, I am trying to write a serious blog here.
Also, I imagine it would still be statutory rape if this happened ... although it brings up a good point. The Federation must have run into a zillion crazy incidents that warranted some kind of law reform.
This episode could have been cute, if the acting wasn't so terrible. They should have gotten Shirley Temple to play Picard
Who's job is it to wipe down the floor of the holodeck every night? Seriously, how would every holodeck visit not end with some kind of orgasm?
Seeing how there never seems to be any Hispanics in Starfleet, I thought maybe they were the ships janitors. But, most likely they just have a roomba
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