Stank Phily

So I visited Philadelphia, PA, EARTH recently. It's not that great. Did you know that the actual Constitution isn't even there? And the cheese steaks are the same as a steak & cheese sub? And the famous pretzels are.....pretzels. Washington's Crossing wasn't even opened, it's in New Hope, PA i think, I was disappointed by the lack of Star Wars refferences in New Hope, PA. The Phily Zoo was top notch, but it's seriously in the worst ghetto i've ever seen. Philadelphia is a sub-par Bruce Springsteen song, but a damn funny Tom Hanks comedy. The best thing that came from the trip to Philly was this immortal line uttered by a thuggish black youth inside a Subway Resteraunt in Levittown, PA. "Yo, gimme the muthafuckin' Jarrod". The funny thing was, the lady new exactly what he meant.