Here's the way Enterprise SHOULD end....by Mugato
During a terrorist plot to take over the ship the crew is injected with lethal amounts of steroids. They now suffer from severe roid-rage and are fighting amungst each other.
Int: Bridge of the Enterprise
The crew is physically fighting each other, this fight scene will last 30 minutes.
ARCHER
(punching Travis in the face)
"I am an Archer! Like the mighty Oliver Queen!"
TRAVIS
(laughing)
"Ha Ha, bring it bitch. For I am Lee Travis...AKA The Crimson Avenger!!!"
TRIP comes crashing through a brick wall
DR. PHLOX
"Trip! You be Trippin'!"
TRIP
(kicks DR. PHLOX's head off)
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!
SATO
(picking up a complete copy of Hitchhikers Guide)
Hey Reed! Read this!!!
SATO flattens Reeds face
REED
(dying)
Take me....away.....Heart of Gold.
Scene Ends
Int: Archers Quarters
ARCHER and T'POL are having sex
ARCHER
"YOOOOOWWZZAAAA"
ARCHER looks into his large ceiling mirror above his bed, he realizes that it wasn't T'Pol - it was actually Tuvak (the black Vulcan from Voyager)
ARCHER
"Oh Boy"
SCENE ENDS
EXT: A Sunny Beach
Scott Bakula is jostled from his sleep.
BAKULA
"Wow, what a horrible dream"
Camera Pans out revealing a naked Tuvak lying next to him
BAKULA
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
SCENE ENDS
INT: Set of Quantum Leap
Scott Bakula is jostled from his sleep.
BAKULA
"Wow, what a horrible dream, I can't believe I had sex with a black"
Voice: "We're ready for your next scene Mr. Bakula"
Camera Pans out showing a filimg session of Quantum Leap
FADE TO BLACK
SCREEN TEXT: "Three Days later Scott Bakula died in a plane crash"
-THE END-
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2 comments:
Yes, that would've been a better ending. Don't get me wrong, that would've been a pretty shitty ending. But still better than what actually happened in that episode.
Yes, "Enterprise" being nothing but a Scott Bakula dream would be much better. Well, so much for "Enterprise", at least i still got American Idol.
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