The cool thing about "Home Soil" is that it brings back the whole Genises Project idea, as the Enterprise visit a Terra-forming planet. The problem is that the scientists think that the planet is uninhabited by intelligent life (and in a way it is ... there are bl ... you know I'm not going to do that joke), anyway there's single celled crystal things living here. Individually they are not intelligent, but when they clump together they are very intelligent. They soon revolt and Picard must negotiate a compromise, but not before torturing the poor creature. This episode has Walter Gotell in it, he was in a bunch of the old Bond films.
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Walter Gotell!
I have nothing to say about this episode.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Now that's the weirdest internet spam I've ever read.
Was that Walter Gotell???
Gotell died years ago. Maybe they put him into the Universal Soldier program and sent him on raids against al-Qaeda (and, really, if you're going to go on raids where you kill them, at least spell it right).
I'm totally confused.
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