An odd group of guest stars ... Michelle Phillips from the Mamas & the Pappas, and the guy that played Freud in Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure. I like the science in this episode, it involves an experimental machine that screws with space-time. The wife of this inventor is Picards old f-buddy from Paris. He stood her up one day and never saw her again. Until now. They recreate that day in Paris in the Holodeck and this time Picard shows up. Nothing happens because she's married ... so what the fuck was the point? Oh and that machine thing goes crazy and Data fixes it. Why use the holodeck to recreate a regret?? Not like you can correct it. So dumb.
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I don't even remember this episode. It sounds dumb. Picard should have banged her for old times sake, then toss her out of the air lock
LOL. Picard always comes across as a total asshole in these comments. Poor guy.
"Jean Luc, that was amazing, but why did you insist that we make love in this airlock?"
"Simple: So I could do this, bitch."
(Picard grabs onto handrail attached to wall and slams his free hand against a button. The airlock opens up and pulls the woman out into space. After she's gone, Picard slams the button again, closing the door and bringing the oxygen levels back to normal.)
Possible one-liners he could then say:
"Bitch sucked me off, now she got sucked out."
"We'll always have Paris, but it's too bad you won't always have air, bitch!"
"Got Married? Well, now the bitch got air-need."
"In space, nobody can hear you cream." (because he creamed on her?)
Anybody?
She just got with this hero and now she's absolute zero
(I guess space would be absolute zero...or not...no idea really)
These are all awesome.
I was going to do one with an Air Supply reference, can't think of a good one though.
Picard loves horseback riding, Dixon Hill novels, archeology, and the music of Air Supply. And killing women.
"air-need". Jesus, that's making me crack up. That's terrible.
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