Sunday, August 12, 2012

Star Trek TNG: Episode 49 - Shades of Grey

"The tension between Riker and Deanna eventually comes to a head after Deanna asks Riker to punish her in order to show her how extreme a BDSM relationship with him could be. Riker fulfills Deanna's request, beating her with a belt, only for Deanna to realize that the two of them are incompatible as they currently stand. Devastated, Deanna leaves Riker and returns to the apartment she shares with Neil Sedaka."

Also Riker gets a cut on his leg and ends up in an all clip episode of TNG.

ST TNG: 48 down 130 to go

13 comments:

capt.naps said...

ive been waiting for this review for awhile. i was not disappointed.

did you actually read that book???

Donald said...

I don't get it.

Capt naps said...

50 shades of grey is an erotic novel for old ladies

Donald said...

Oh. Maybe I've heard of that. Very droll.

Mugato said...

It is this most poorly written book ever. Literally EVER. It sucks. And yes I did read it.

Mugato said...

Also I masturbated to it

Donald said...

Say you have sex with a chick on the holodeck... After you end the program, are you just naked on the floor in a pool of your own come? Because that would really make the shame all the worse.

Capt naps said...

Donald believe or not mugato and I have had that discussion on numerous occasions. My guess was that since the holodeck was for the whole crew it would be frowned upon if you used it for sex. It would be like letting someone use your computer without deleting browser history

Capt naps said...

If I had a holodeck I'd need it to be encrypted and hide behind several proxies also I'd install an automatic erase all files button...and then a button that would submerge the entire mainframe into a pool of water and some kind of giant magnet.

Mugato said...

That seriously has been discussed, so funny. I'm assuming that scenario is very accurate. Imagine if Fred Willard was on the ship!

Though it seems like you can't lock the door, people are always just walking into someone else's holodeck session.

Donald said...

I think the holodeck was put in the starships so people could have sex. I think that was their sole intention.

Frowned upon? Far from it. It's expected. I'm guessing some kind of sanitizing beam scrubs the entire holodeck after each use.

Justin Garrett Blum said...

I would think the holodeck uses teleporter technology to simply beam your semen into space after you ejaculate.

Donald said...

So space in the future is littered with floating shards of frozen come?