Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Star Trek TNG: Episode 51 - The Ensigns of Command

"Data must persuade a stubborn colony to evacuate their homeland under threat of a powerful and mysterious race."

A band of survivors from a crashed colony ship are being evacuated by the Shelians. They are giving the Enterprise three days or something to get 15,000 people off their planet. Also the transporter is broken! Picard must play shrewd diplomat with these bastards.

Also, Data is the only one that can beam down to the planet because of radiation. He tries to convince these idiots on the planet to go willingly, but the leader is a shithead. Some woman falls in love with Data ... but Data is incapable of returning any feelings. So why bother making Data fully functional if he never wants to have sex? He's such a woman.

ST TNG: 50 down 129 to go

6 comments:

Donald said...

This is a good episode. Data episodes always are. Prove me wrong!

Capt naps said...

I just watched this episode recently (on BBCamerica !??!!?) it's pretty good. Chicks dig data because he always plays it cool

Mugato said...

I assume woman LOVE guys with zero emotions

Donald said...

Vulcan culture only developed one empticon: :-|

Donald said...

(emoticon)

Mugato said...

That was a good one