Friday, July 01, 2005
Gyros-Cope
You know that stupid food thing called a Gyros? I never would order one because I have no clue how to say it. So I looked it up...it's Yee-Ros. So I call the sub-shop, I say yeah gimme the Yee-Ros. They have no clue what i'm talking about, so i say Jai-Ros. And they understood. So In conclusion, just say Jai-Ros. I felt like a dick. It sucked. I was embaressed. But my Gyros was good. Friggin Greeks
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Yeah, that's one of those things where you'll order it and one of your dickhead friends will say "Actually, it's yeeee rows." And you'll say, "Yeah, maybe in Greece, ass face. Why don't you take a boat back there so you can have some butt sex, you gay ass faggot."
Maybe I just need better friends.
Just call it the "super artery clogging slaughtered lamb with cucumber sauce". They'll know what you mean.
Damn, I want one now.
The slaughtered lamb is the best part. I'm sure there's more to Greece than gay ass sex. Like gay mouth sex...hahaha. That was gross actually.
PS: The eyes are creepin me out.
What the greeks really love is the mouth to ass sex.
I used the ATM
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