I called in sick today at work (at my job as a Star Ship Captain...right????) so that I could go to the Mall and return my Computer Game. I go their at 10:30 and the store was closed. Every other store in the Mall was open except for EB Games. So I had to hang out till 12 when it opened. I did end up returning my Used copy of Freedom Force for a new copy but the female clerk had a real sourpuss on her face. Thats right, a sourpuss. It was the same girl who sold me the used copy.
I bought video game insurance for 3 dollars./?????WHY??? because the girl had big boobs, thats why.
The Mall has the worst food court. Umi of Japans? Bandito's Chicken (or something like that) Umi's of Japan has all asians working there (I don't know if they are were Japs though) and Bandito's has all hispanic people working there. The Pasta Place had Italians and the Boston Chowdah company had all Bostonians working there!! Its Racism!!! What if I wanted to work at Umi's of Japan???? I probably couldn't because I am not some stupid Asian person.
Plus Boston Chowdah is an ethnic slur that I find very offensive.
I ended my Day at the Library. I hate the Library its all annoying Kids and its not like they are reading, they are all on the internet. Why did libraries get computers? so kids can look up stuff about meth and homeless people can look up porn. thats why.
I got kicked off, yet another messageboard today. This time it was a comic book message board. The topic was gays in comics and I said it was all a scam to get little kids who read comics to become gay because gay men like underage boys.
How is that offensive??? Its true. Straight men like underage girls so why would Gay Men like Underage boys??? whatever. that makes the 1,426th messageboard that i have been kicked off of.
In conclusion the Mall sucks especially at 10:30 am , no hot teen chicks. The Library always sucks because its filled with poor people who can't afford internet access. And I am a total nerd because not only do I read comics I must discuss them on-line.
anyway here is a funny link to wacky old school comic book covers (its pretty funny I guess)
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/36.html
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I was once kicked off of a message board run by John Byrne. I was kicked off by John Byrne himself. Beat that.
And I don't think gay men like underage boys. The difference is a girl has a vagina no matter how old she is. 18, 45, 8... doesn't matter, I can shove something up there. It might hurt, but what's that to me? Underage boys, however, can't get boners. So I don't think gay guys would be interested.
And I'll tell you the thing about girls who work for videogame stores... they arne't good looking, but you're fooled into thinking they are because they're the only women you've ever seen in a videogame store. So you hit on them... and so does everybody else. And then they get all stuck up and think they're hot.
Thats totally true about video game store chicks. If I walk into like EB or something and I see a chick working, I totally do a double take and go "hey...it's a girl".
So Naps...why did you return that game?
Bostonian isn't a race Carmine...
but good job with trolling on message boards and getting booted..
that's always fun...
i do it to x-tian boards
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