SEASON TWO
"As a group of Suliban take over
Enterprise, Archer tries to return to the 22nd century."
The Suliban separate the crew and pretty much plan on killing them. They drug T'Pol in order to get info from her, doesn't work. Archer and Daniels construct a time machine from scraps in a very unlikely McGyver senario. Archer appears as a ghost to T'Pol and gives her a plan. Hoshi crawls through ducts and retrieves medical instruments from Phlox. She brings them to Malcolm, but in a very Big Bad Momma moment her top falls off. Malcolm retrieves Daniel's magic etch a sketch from his old quarters. The Suliban catch him and give him the greatest beating in Star Trek history. They really made his face look truly jacked up. Trip and Malcolm trick the Suliban into thinking the Enterprise is going to explode. Archer returns from the future and beats up Silak. The crew brings the evidence to the Vulcans who basically say "yeah, we don't really care. mission is still canceled." But T'Pol vouches for the Enterprise. Finally Daniels reveals to Archer that the entire Suliban race had been spawned from an Octomom named Natalie Suliman.
ST ENTERPRISE COUNTDOWN: 27 down 71 to go
6 comments:
her top fell off??!! really?? how??? thats the must unbelievable part of your review.
She falls out of the duct and her top gets pulled off in the process. She has to cup her hands over her boobs. It was just ridiculous.
hahaha why would that possibly happen. Plus I bet in the future people are just nude all the time. I mean look at a photo from the 1920s...people wore 3 piece suits to the beach.
now look at a photo from the beach...girls are wearing tiny bikinis and guys are wearing simple 2 piece suits!! by star trek days people are just gonna be letting it all hang out
and by then plastic surgery will be perfected so everyone will be hot
"and by then plastic surgery will be perfected so everyone will be hot"
Nah--Americans in particular are getting fatter every year, so by the time the Star Trek era rolls around, the crew are going to look like the human characters in Wall-E.
I figure that people will lose use of their legs and become giant fat slugs , like jabba or the god emperor of dune.
thats my prediction of the future..
I never understood any of the temporal cold war nonsense from the first couple seasons of Enterprise. Then again, neither did the writers, since it never went anywhere nor did it have any real pay off.
And boy were the Suliban a lame villain. Also, naming your villain after the Taliban right before 9/11 probably didn't turn out to be the smartest decision ever. No wonder they ended up writing them out of the series.
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