This is funny shit. And proves what a pompous ass Russell Crowe is. He claims that al-Qaida planned to kidnap him in order to shock the world. .............hahahahahaahaa. I'm sorry Russell but.... hahahahahahahaha. You're a dick, and your band sucks. Is this how it went down?Bin Laden: Thank you all for attending our weekly meeting. Refreshments are in the back, The Bagels are courtesy of Murray Lender from Lenders Bagels ........ JUST KIDDING! HAHAHA. Anyway, I have a great plan to shock the world. We will kidnap Russell Crowe!!
Muhammed: ...who?
Bin Laden: Maybe you didn't hear me .... i said Russell Crowe!
Akbar: ....isn't he doing Kid Rock?.
Bin Laden: No thats Sheryl Crowe you idiot. He was in that classic Australian skinhead movie Romper Stomper?
Muhammed: ......wasn't that Ed Norton?
Bin Laden: ...from the Honeymooners? Oh no, that was American History X dude.
Muhammed: Oh yeah ... that was a great sex scene in that movie.
Bin Laden: Oh, when Derek has sex with Stacey?
Muhammed: ....um.....ye...yeah yeah .... that's um the one.
Bin Laden: ......not the jail scene right?
Muhammed: um......of course not. Anyway, who's this Crowe guy again.
Bin Laden: Jesus Christ man, Gladiator?, Master and Commander?
Depp: ....you mean the guy from the 1991 movie Proof?
Bin Laden: YEAH HIM!
Muhammed: Would anyone even care?
Bin Laden: .......i guess no one really would.
Muhammed: Say Jasper what comes after 75?
Bin Laden: 76
Muhammed: Thats the spirit.
Well that went on way too long. Read the article here
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um...yes...to shock the world right? Thats why you want to kidnap him right?
All things considered, these Alqeida (sp?) guys sound like a lot of fun. They sound just like my friends. Well... they sound exactly what I imagine my friends would be like if I actually had any.
Last night I was hanging out with my pals Randy, Paula and Simon. And then I chilled with a few kids from DeGrassi High.
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