Thursday, December 09, 2004

Mugato P. Keaton

I really miss X-Files. That was a great show........

After watching "Jack Frost" (not the GREAT horror movie, but the Christmas movie...even though they have the same plot???), I realized that Michael Keaton is one of the most underrated actors of all time (along with Gene Wilder). I love this guy....really I DO. He's always good, even in the worst of movies. He's had so many bad scripts and been in so much crap, but he's always a solid actor. Batman, Beetlejuice, Multiplicity, Clean and Sober, Mr. Mom, Johnny Dangerously, The Squeeze, Jackie Brown....and of course Night Shift. Even though I didnt like the casting of Keaton as Bruce Wayne, I DID like him in the movie...he was very entertaining. I think Val Kilmer's personality matches that of Wayne much better. But I friggin' hate Kilmer. It's imposible to hate Michael Keaton ....i've tried. Did you know that in 1966 he was a stagehand on "Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood"??? Did you know that his real name is Michael Douglas?? Be sure to see Michael Keaton in the upcoming film "Herbie: Fully Loaded". I am a Michael Keaton carnasaur....did anyone see that move "Carnasaur"? I'd like to apologize to the Kelvans for calling them Kalvins, they got a little pissed. They are a bunch of pricks with water in the brain.

3 comments:

Mugato said...

if i was a chick i would date him too. i forgot about that sitcom...but i friggin hate jim belushi.

Donald said...

I saw Carnosaur 2 but never the original. No shit.

I also saw Jack Frost... about 800 times. I love that movie. It's fuckin' brilliant. Keaton pulled a Brando and actually put on 120 pounds of snow. Amazing job.

"Better to have a snow dad than no dad!"

It's true. I didn't like the ending though... where, as he's vanishing into the mist and going up to heaven, he says in a really creepy voice, "I will always be watching you" or something like that.

Gee, dad, even when I'm jerking off to the porn you left behind?

Mugato said...

Seriously thats my greatest fear, a ghost is watching me wack-off. thats no joke.