MUGATO'S SOLUTION TO PEACE ON EARTH

I have some theories on your Earth Races, Religions and Cultures. I believe I have the answers to eternal peace on Earth. I've learned all I need to know about your Races from TV, Music and of course, the best way of gaining knowledge.....ramblings of drunken Starship captains. Here we go:

Black People:
Hey, sure they are scary and rap out loud...even when they're not even listening to music! But, they are people just like everyone else. .......................... um yes, BE TOLERANT! After all who will play your Earth Football and Basketball??? Give them some R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Take time to listen to what they have to complain about. When they say "Yo n-word, you know wut i'm sayin' " it just means that they are crying out for help. STOP BEING RACIST. Slavery ended ..... a bunch of years ago, they are free, treat them as such! If they want to sell you drugs then by-gosh they have the RIGHT to sell you drugs. This is America and they can do anything they want! SO JUST LET THEM! I like Bill Cosby......and they have some hot women.

Spanish People:
Listen.....they make good food and play good baseball. Leave them alone. If they ILLEGALLY want to enter your country....then what's wrong with that..huh? Whats wrong with them ILLEGALLY entering the country!! Give these poor people a break for god sakes, who else is gonna clean your Earth toilets?? They work hard, I like George Lopez, but Pedro went to the Mets so fuck him.......and they have some hot women.

Asians:
They have hot women.....but it's pretty hard for a white Earthling to score one. They are pretty smart. Be nice to an Asian ..... except for North Vietnemese, North Korean, Red Chinese and WWII era Japanese. I like Asia Carrera ..... they have hot women.

Arabs:
I know...I know... There ARE some good Arabs....i just so happens that they are not Muslims. Just because Muslims worship the moon, it doesn't make them bad.....now beheading people, that makes them bad. I worship the moons of Vulcan and I'm a good dude. I like M. Knight Shamalan.....and they have some hot women.

Native American:
At this point, how can anyone be mean to these people. Haven't they had enough? So come on and just let them sell Tax-Free Cigarettes, thats all they want in life, is to just sell Tax-Free Cigarettes. I hear they have excellent casinos too!

Homosexuals:
Just let them get married already! If they want to make the biggest mistake of thier lives...then let them! Waking up to the same face day after day after day after day for the rest of your life, until one day you say THATS IT! I CAN"T STAND YOU NO MORE! and they leave and take half of everything you own and you find yourself scraping for bus change so that you can get to your miserable job selling "Blue Blocker" sun glasses at the local mall, Just to return home to your one room apartment with a beanbag chair for a bed and a black and white TV and you cry yourself to sleep....OH HOW YOU CRY! .........but hey if homosexuals want to get married then it's thier right. I like Kevin Spacey.....and they have some hot women...that i can never have :(

Jews:
I don't know how NOT to offend them. There are MANY great Jews.....such as the Lord Jesus Christ. Evidently they have lots of money and run your fabulous entertainment industry. So come on Earth...whats with the playa hating?? I LOVE Mel Brooks....and they have some hot women....i assume.

Christian/Catholic/Mormon
Whats the difference. I don't care enough to find out! Can't everyone just believe in God without disagreeing on crap! And if you don't want to believe in God, then go right ahead......just have fun burning in hell..hahahahahaha! Just Kidding.....or am I.....no one knows! I like Mel Gibson.....and they have some hot women???

PS: Fuck Quakers

So what am i getting at here? Well here it is...the secret to peace on Earth. "Don't Care". If everyone just didn't care, then there would be no disagreeing, no fighting, no hatred...nothing. I don't care about you, I don't care what you look like, what you do, what you say...NOTHING! If everyone on Earth didn't care about each other...then all will be well. Think about.....it makes sense...................i think.