Make some "White" Noise!

Hmmm. Alright, here it goes. Me and the Captain (who I secretly hate) skipped work and saw White Noise. I previously said that White Noise was gonna be the best movie ever right? Well...don't listen to me...EVER. I'm not saying it sucked, it was a decent movie. But thats it...just a decent movie.

The movie starts off slow. It's a big build up to the plot, which you already know what it's going to be like a minute into the movie. So your basically thinking "ALRIGHT ALREADY...I GET IT!" The concept is an interesting one, which keeps you watching I guess, but the twist is pretty weak and the ending isn't all that. Without giving out any of the movie, i just want to point out one thing. Like, literally 5 people die while in the company of Michael Keaton....yet the cops never suspect him??? I mean come on, he's a nice guy and all, but isn't that a little strange? Everytime, the SAME cop shows up at a crime scene and he questions Michael Keaton as an eye witness.

Cop: Hey, so what happened this time?
Keaton: Yeah, she fell out the window....not like yesterday when I was with the guy that got beaten to death....and then when my wife mysteriously disappeared also.
Cop: Yeah....well I'll see ya later.

As always Michael Keaton was good. I laughed when he cried and I also laughed when they showed this lady in a wheelchair. Thats not I lie...i really laughed. Whatever, it's a one timer, you'll come out thinking "It was alright, but I really have no desire to see it again".

I just re-read my review...... and I seriosuly can't write for shit, i'm an illiterate moron! Somewhere between my brain and my hands....my ideas get all fucked up! Whatever, go to hell.