Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Mugato's Entertaining Ideas

While working on our failed sitcom attempt, Naps and I discovered this. We were thinking up plot ideas one day and while looking on TVTOME.com at episode guides of old 80's shows to see how bad the plots were, we got this idea:

1. Take the episode guide to Beverly Hills 90210 (or any show)
2. Copy and paste it into Word
3. Do Find/Replace and replace each characters name with a new name.
Such as - FIND: Brenda, REPLACE WITH: Alby
4. Then read it through and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

It's a great way to kill some time and entertain yourself. It's almost as good as masturbating or as the Indians call it.....Maize. Here's an example, I took The Odd Couple Season 3 and Replaced Oscar with Hitler and Felix with Jesus.

Season 3
48.
Computer dating disaster: Hitler gets matched with Jesus' ex-wife.
49.
Hitler and TV sports legend Howard Cosell engage in a tongue-to-tongue showdown. (what????????)
50.
Hitler falls in love with a princess from a very small country whose royal portrait is being shot by Jesus.
51.
Jesus takes a writing course and gives the words "no talent" new meaning. (take that Jesus!)
52.
Hitler and Jesus join Brother Ralph, a former ad exec who turned his back on the rat race, at the Brotherhood of Life Mission for a retreat of peace and contemplation. (this would be a good episode actually)
53.
Hitler is unable to start writing his book while Jesus won't stop cracking his whip. (i say whip it...whip it good!)
54.
Hitler has a great and unusual idea about how to prevent his mother from knowing about his divorce. (...hmm distract her by killing millions of jews)
55.
Jesus can direct his first television commercial, if Hitler uses his friendship with Deacon Jones to get the elusive football player to appear in the ad. (Deacon, how dare you!!!)
56.
Jesus suffers from a very unique case of trauma while expecting a child. (huh?)
57.
Jesus intends on giving Hitler a surprise party -- regardless if he likes it or not.
58.
After meeting Allen Ludden and Betty White at a restaurant where our buddies were having dinner with their dates, Hitler and Jesus practice Password at home with their friends, and then try out for the show, where they become contestants, and the hilarity ensues!
59.
Jesus tries to be a pal to his daughter.
60.
A mystery woman makes Hitler and Jesus rivals. (i'm guessing thats not the only thing)
61.
Jesus nurses Hitler's ulcer. (gross)
62.
Terminal incompatability almost throws Jesus out. (this doesnt even make sense)
63.
The IRS summons Jesus. (haha)
64.
Hitler's secretary is doomed when she becomes Jesus' agent. (he's such a premadonna)
65.
There's only one way Jesus can get new costumes for his opera group: Hitler has to win the money in a pool game. (i'd watch this)
66.
Jesus becomes lawyer to himself and Hitler after they get charged with ticket scalping.
67.
After Jesus gets angry at Hitler for burning his bed, Hitler suggests that they appear as contestants on a New York version of Let's Make a Deal so they can win a bed as a prize. What do they dress as? Front and back ends of a horse! What happens? You'll have to see to believe! (that is the dumbest plot ever! remember that movie the burning bed!)
68.
Hitler lies to his mother and tells her that he has a girl -- and she wants to meet her.
69.
After repainting the apartment, Jesus gets the redecorating bug and does the entire place over in ultra modern furniture. Hitler can't stand it, and redefines "bad taste" in his makeover with furniture from a discount house.
70.
Jesus and Hitler try to get rid of a depressed houseguest. (lame ending to season 3)

See it's funny......right???

2 comments:

Donald said...

I'd watch this show.

Mugato said...

I would too. I should plug Hitler and Jesus into Perfect Strangers.

Damn David Hasselhoff's Sing America CD is friggin $31.00 on Amazon.com!